Not like I particularly CARE that Tom and Katie's baby was born, I can't help but laugh at the wonderful things that I can come up with to make fun of the name "Suri" that they chose to name their daughter.
"Suri With The Fringe On Top" - you know, like that song from Oklahoma! that Harry and Sally sing together on the karaoke machine in the middle of Sharper Image in every woman's favorite all-time movie.
"Suri Cruise" totally sounds like a Royal Carribean cruise ship.
When you say "Suri" while intoxicated, it will probably come out "Slurry."
Oh, and here is a pic of Tom eating last night's dinner: http://s27.photobucket.com/albums/c187/nurseflamingo/?action=view¤t=cruefete6.jpg
Don't even get me started on the name Moses, the second FABULOUS choice on the parts of Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow.
I guess the only reason why I'm even interested in all this baby naming shiz is because I have to name my own child in about 3 months. Don't worry... it won't be anything weird, or a native name to Namibia.